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primatez:

You make this heartwrenching comic and still make the doctor 2 toads in a labcoat

sweatervesto:

i had an idea

pokegirlema:

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

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catchymemes:

dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”

French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”

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snug-the-joiner:

cacodaemonia:

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harvvdent:

people from outside the US if you had to live in one region of the US which would it be? you are not allowed to kill yourself

North New England

Boswash

Great Lakes

Southeast

Florida

Great Plains

South Central

Rocky Mountain

Southwest

Pacific Coast

See Results

reblogging this because I’m a USian and desperately want to see what the results are when the poll ends

Also boo, Northern Virginia should totally be part of BOSWASH

I have lived in the U.S. my whole life, in multiple parts. Apparently I live in “Boswash” now. I have never heard the term “Boswash” in my life before this post.

Okay yeah, the Boswash (apparently it’s a term for Boston-Washington?) and Northern New England labels are weird???? I lived in what is apparently “Boswash” for 22 years and have never seen or heard the term before XD And I think if you told anyone from Massachusetts (or at least eastern Mass), Connecticut, or Rhode Island that they don’t live in New England, they’d have some choice words for you XD

Bowash is an exonym created by (speculative) geographers to describe the “megalopolis” formed by the dense, highly connected metros lining that part of the east coast.

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alpine-hoplite:

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

Now that I live alone and do my own cooking for the next few months I am open to recipe suggestions

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tessaleeauthor-deactivated20230:

Can you find your name on souvenirs?

Yes

Sometimes

No

See Results

Please elaborate in the tags/comments!

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curioscurio:

curioscurio:

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

“haha we know we’re in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph”

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the “cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent” animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like “just because im a girl doesn’t mean I can’t fight! also sexism is BAD!”

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn’t sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn’t even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( “What the Fire Flower!?!?” “You son of a BULLET”)

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms “for the adults”

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn’t fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

I’m just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces

I’ve been waiting since October 2021 to post this

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